Last night, at rehearsal, I discovered that apparently, despite years of theatrical training and sort of being a professional actor, when encountering a boy I find attractive in a scene the only words that will escape my mouth are “AHHhahahahaeep!”
This also happened in an audition about a week ago. Made eye contact with a guy and went “waaaaaaaahoosh.” Didn’t get cast.
So here’s my question: how can I rig it so that I never end up with girls* or cute guys in audition scenes without being too obvious about it?
Also, WHEN am I going to grow up?!?!
*I’m not anti-girl, I just can’t do any more “head cheerleader vs. bookworm” audition scenes. You get it.